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  1. #1

    Join Date: Sep 2008
    Location: Boston, MA
    ME: JP6 / Carvin CS4
    MA: Martin DC-1E
    Rig: Axe-Fx II XL

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    Dear Ducati

    Please stop making bikes that look like this:

    With the relative ergonomics of this:

    So that I can buy the shit out of your motorcycles. As it stands, buying "The Ferrari of Motorcycles" is akin to buying a Ferrari 458 with a spiked dildo permanently attached to the driver's seat.

  2. #2

    Join Date: Mar 2010
    Location: College Station, Texas

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    That does look somewhat uncomfortable. hmm

  3. #3

    Join Date: Sep 2008
    Location: Austin, TX
    ME: 90 RG570
    Rig: Digitech GSP2101

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    Dear Chris,

    Quit whining and just accept your Ducati with spiked dildo seat.

  4. #4

    Join Date: Dec 2008
    Location: Pennsyl-tucky
    ME: 87 Ibanez RG550
    MA: Wasburn D12 6
    Rig: ADA MP1 / Spider II

    iTrader: 0

    you know its funny on bicycles you can get different frame sizes to suit your height and different length top tubes even but they don't do that for motorcycles....

    I'm convinced most crotch rockets were designed for 5'6" people

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