Check this fucker out:
41" Portable Workstation Chest - 41" or Smaller - Tool Chests - 888.289.1952 - Professional Tool Boxes
While that IS badass, I found myself wondering which I would rather have - that or, say, a Loomis.
Then I found myself thinking, "well, they're both red, and the Loomis doesn't have a handle..."
Seriously, fuck you guys.