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    How To Sell Your Junk E-Class on eBay... uhhh?

    How To Sell Your Junk E-Class on eBay |

    Here’s how you sell a junk E-class on eBay: 1) write an honest and thorough description of the car, noting its strengths and weaknesses and 2) take many photos of the car, using your “‘more to love’ missus” as a model.
    “Since owning the vehicle, it has been thrashed, raced, rallied, and the interior has been smashed up in a domestic, not to mention the time my wife booted the wing because I suggested she eat a salad or two. ( please refer to photo of foot next to dent for reference)”
    “This car is well admired and often stopped by members of her majesty’s police, who give out FREE advice concerning your drinking habits and whether or not your tires need replaced. ( which is soon by the way).”
    “The stereo system is suited to playing Russian Techno, Polish house, Bulgarian dubsteb, Romanian hard house, and turkish trance at full volume, whilst not detracting from the over glamour of the avian fecal mattered roof and rusty panels.”
    This 2000 E320 has been bid up to 155,00 UK pounds, which is about $240,000 US dollars, so I’m not sure the auction will actually go through. Click through to see a full gallery and the original eBay auction text.


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    That poor car.

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    The foot on the door handle shot has got me all sorts of turned on
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    It's damn near mint!

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