My eccentric tech fiend uncle (you know the kind, multiple Newegg orders a week) gave me a Nikon DSLR recently. I don't actually know which one is superior specswise, but I refuse to read manuals or learn anything and the controls on the Nikon made a little more sense to me without bothering to acquire any actual photography knowledge. I never actually figured out how to use this, I just bought it a couple years back when I wanted a nice camera. In all honesty I don't even need a single DSLR, since the iphone 6 camera is more than enough for me.
In nice shape, works perfect, used pretty sparingly. Packaging and accessories included, etc. etc. If I'm completely off on price let me know. I just quickly glanced at ebay listings.
$220 shipped CONUS