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    Quote Originally Posted by Assault Bacon View Post
    ...or is that every other goddamn band?
    Not enough other bands, actually.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Assault Bacon View Post
    Hold on, now. What about his song about wielding a holy sword of light, riding into battle on a polar bear, and dying in glorious combat on the icy tundra?

    ...or is that every other goddamn band?
    Hey man, there is some cool stuff... I get ya...but.... Wango Tango
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    You guys have your issues with Ted Nugent. I get that and I understand your point of view.

    I don't have a problem with songs about pussy - like Wang Dang Sweet Poontang - if we toss all of those out because the lyrics aren't pulled from a book of Nordic poetry, the 70's would never have happened.
    Words I didn't say hurt my feelers... but this is my safe space.

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    Trump supporter and a Ted Nugent admirer. Is there anyone you're a fan of that isn't an asshole, dude?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris View Post
    Trump supporter and a Ted Nugent admirer. Is there anyone you're a fan of that isn't an asshole, dude?
    I actually watched and enjoyed The Apprentice. I never cared for Ted Nugents music. But man, once Trump and Ted were active on the internet , fuck... They're both beyond assholes. Back to our TMI because of the internet discussion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thrashinbatman View Post
    Hitting the crash with his head is the peak of human achievement. I don't even know why we keep trying after that.
    This, basically. I laugh until I can't breathe every time I even think about that video. Make *that* guy president.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Assault Bacon View Post
    You guys have your issues with Ted Nugent. I get that and I understand your point of view.

    I don't have a problem with songs about pussy - like Wang Dang Sweet Poontang - if we toss all of those out because the lyrics aren't pulled from a book of Nordic poetry, the 70's would never have happened.
    Shit like this is why I don't like Ted Nugent:

    I've got no inhibitions
    So keep your keys out of your ignition
    I steal a car like I got the curse
    I can't resist the old lady's purse

    Jailbait you look so good to me
    Jailbait won't you set me free
    Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine
    And I know I've got to have you in a matter of time

    Well, I don't care if you're just thirteen
    You look too good to be true
    I just know that you're probably clean
    There's one little think I got do to you

    Jailbait you look so good to me
    Jailbait won't you set me free
    Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine
    And I know I've got to have you in a matter of time

    Sad but true

    So tell your mama that I'm back in town
    She likes us boys when it's time to get down
    She's got this craving for the underage;
    I just might be your mamas' brand new rage

    Jailbait you look so good to me
    Jailbait won't you set me free
    Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine
    And I know I've gots to have you in a matter of time, now babe

    Honey, you, you, you look so nice
    She's young, she's tender
    Won't you please surrender
    She so fine, she's mine
    All the time, I woke my mind

    It's all right baby, it's quite all right I asked your mama

    Wait a minute officer; wait a minute officer
    Don't put those handcuffs on me, what about her?
    Hey, I'll share her with you!
    I'm a father. If Ted came knocking on my door when *my* daughter was thirteen, then *I* might exercise my second amendment rights.
    Noodles

    So live for today,
    Tomorrow never comes.
    Die young, die young,
    Can't you see the writing in the air?
    Die young, gonna die young,
    Someone stopped the fair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by schreckmusic View Post
    I actually watched and enjoyed The Apprentice. I never cared for Ted Nugents music. But man, once Trump and Ted were active on the internet , fuck... They're both beyond assholes. Back to our TMI because of the internet discussion.
    I think The Apprentice was when I started to hate Trump. I was semi familiar with him from NYC politics and his old schtick of trying to show how inept they were with municipal projects, then there was his casino in Atlantic City and that's about it.

    I watched The Apprentice a good bit, especially the first and second season, and the guy was such an asshole. I was young back the and even at the time I got the impression Trump wasn't grooming these people to be good business men/women, he was grooming them to be his gopher. Tons and tons of counterintuitive shit on that show. It didn't come as much surprise in recent years when the producers on the show started coming out and saying what a mess it was, where people would win the competitions and they'd come into the board room, Trump was paying no attention to what happened and he'd fire people at random, and they'd have to remake the narrative in post production. The guy has, at least for the last 20 years, been erratic to a massive fault.

    As far as Nugent, I don't think I ever hated hated the guy. I remember him in the early 2000s as a 2nd Amendment purist, and I remember him specifically telling a story about being able to carry a pistol when he went to meet GWB. He also was a big time conservationist and I don't remember if he had a show or it was just a news segment but they showed his massive game preserve he had and showed him sitting in the back of a buffalo.

    Just came across as a guy who had a career as a musician and decided to retire to the middle of nowhere and be left alone. I started to get annoyed with the guy when he got stuff up the NRA's ass (who I don't consider to be pro-gun enthusiast or pro-sportsman, they're pro-gun manufacturers and nothing else) and that fused over into blanket sucking up to right wing politics of all types. Obama made zero substantive reforms to gun control and yet he treated the guy like public enemy number one, because he was all about party.

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