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    Quote Originally Posted by mpexus View Post
    Well for once there's no fart jokes

    Seriously, Humor in Europe is very different than what comes from the US. I would say we are much more into nonsense humor. Also I don't think we could ever had made in Europe Jackass type of thing.
    ummmm aren't the Dudeson's literally European Jackass?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    As far as the tangent here, body positivity is nice and all, but obesity is a legitimate medical condition that results in a substantially shortened lifespan and significantly higher expected medical expenses later on in life. You don't want to be a jerk to people, but you also don't want to enable them in hurting themselves, either. I don't know anyone who goes around saying "you should be PROUD of your cancer!" yet the difference in mortality rates between the two is only about 2:1, 600k deaths attributable to cancer every year vs 300k obesity.
    Todd (zerodc) reached 400lbs shortly before contracting stomach cancer. He was initially misdiagnosed, since his symptoms were indicative of obesity-related disorders. There is also a loose link between obesity and stomach, intestinal, and esophageal cancer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by schreckmusic View Post
    Good point. I am also a parent and your reply hit home for me
    Make sure your kids appreciate the 5150. For the future.
    I think we are slowly morphing into the same person... or we will be gay lovers. Im calling tops

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    Quote Originally Posted by schreckmusic View Post
    I think we are slowly morphing into the same person... or we will be gay lovers. Im calling tops
    Dude...no. Just no. This disgusts me. You ALWAYS put an apostrophe in contractions. Go back and fix it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noodles View Post
    Dude...no. Just no. This disgusts me. You ALWAYS put an apostrophe in contractions. Go back and fix it.
    For fuckin' SHAME, man. Get outside the Wall!
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    Let's get this back on topic shall we...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Variant View Post
    Jesusfuck, some of you sound like a bunch of too-much-free-time boomers having a five page debate about some fat kid's weight. I'm really trying to remember the point in my youth when I was like, "Should I or shouldn't I listen to this band Crowbar because the guys aren't skinny and hot?" Yeah, because that didn't happen.

    Honestly, he makes some funny memes (which you're all coming across just NOW?!), his legit music is a lot more serious and quite good (granted he does a lot of ambient stuff, so steer clear if you don't like that, I guess), and his taste in music is pretty awesome and he's introduced me to cool shit like Sleep Token.
    Come on man, that was a whole page ago, since then there have been unrelated videos, inside jokes and five corporate mergers, try to keep up will ya?!
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