Then you could hire all of us to do customer service.
Customer: Yeah, I need to get a refund on this USA Jackson custom series guitar I bought from a guy on your site 5 months ago.
MG.org Customer Service: Are you freaking high?
Customer: yes, but that has nothing to do with this...
MG.org Customer Service: So what makes you think you should get a refund after 5 months? And, I see here you left the following feedback when you got the guitar "OMG! THIS BEAST IS THE SHIZNIT!!!"
Customer: oh, yeah, it's dope...
MG.org Customer Service: That's what you're high on?
Customer: No... why do you keep bringing that up?
MG.org Customer Service: Ok, so again, why do you think you should get a refund? Is there anything wrong with the guitar?
Customer: No way, dude, like I said this beast is the shiznit!
MG.org Customer Service: >sigh< Then, why are you asking for a refund?
Customer: I got kicked outta my band cause my girlfriend's car broke down and I missed practice.
MG.org Customer Service: Once?
Customer: yeah man, once... a week... for like the last 6 months... those dudes need to chill...
MG.org Customer Service: Ok, but why would that entitle you to a refund for a perfectly good guitar?
Customer: Dude! Are you gonna give me a freaking refund or do I have to go on Tik Tok and tell everyone you're a racist for not giving me a refund?
MG.org Customer Service: Tell, ya what, let me get your address so we can handle this...
Customer: (gives address... to girlfriend's parent's house where he lives...)
MG.org Customer Service: Ok great, we can have this all taken care of quickly.
Customer: So, imma get my cash back?
MG.org Customer Service: No way bro, I'm sending the guys in the CroMags over to beat the ever loving snot outta you for wasting my time! Thanks for calling!
Customer: Hello? Hello? Did you really just hang up on me?
Customer: Hey babe! Some dudes called the Cro Mags are coming by to give me that $1500 back that I borrowed from your mom's purse when she wasn't looking!