Originally Posted by Not Mr. Test
The Democrats brought down Florida's wrath on themselves.
*cue to flashback footage of Tipper Gore doing her PMRC thing*
"You know what, I'm just going to put the Twisted Sister band on here because the guy dresses in drag. There is no way that could come back to bite me. It's not like in 15 or so years my husband is going to be running for President and the entire thing is going to hinge on a couple hundred votes in a swing state.
Fuck, you're being ridiculous again Tipper. Drag Queens? That's not a big demographic. And certainly not in swing states. Maybe I should look it up. Where are the most drag queens in the US located. Nah, my memory is good. I'm pretty sure it's Wisconsin and Guam. A thousand drag queens in Guam could surely never influence the entire fate of the world."
Is global warming only a threat today because Tipper Gore angered the drag queens of Florida? Yes. The Butterfly Effect is real. WWI only started because a guy named Franz Ferdinand was having a sandwich in the wrong place at the wrong time.