Since Chris disrespected Nasty Savage in another thread I think we need a thread on these legends.
Who are Nasty Savage? Legends of Thrash, underground Pro Wrestling and local hair salon commercials.
I know that there are at least a couple of non poseurs on here who know about Nasty Savage. Definitely Crooks and Mike at the very least.
Nasty Savage FAQ
Q: Why does the guy from Nasty Savage dress like a pro wrestler?
A: Because in addition to being a sick vocalist/frontman and a legend of hair care commercials he is also a pro wrestler motherfucker.
Q: Is Black Jack Mulligan a fool for fucking with Nasty Ronnie?
Q: Am I a poseur for not knowing about Nasty Savage.
Q: OK. Nasty Ronnie is clearly a triple threat. But surely there are things he can't do. Can Nasty Ronnie read the future in a Crystal ball?
A: Yes. Dude is a quadruple threat. Possibly a quintuple threat. Wrestling promoter, hair care promoter, vocalist, front man, oracle, sun glass conneiseur.
Q: OK, that is all pretty cool. But how does Nasty Savage stay hydrated?
A: According to this legendary bootleg live cover, they drink from the Goblet of Gore, after killing three tribes. In a row. That is a slow day for Nasty Savage.
Q: The Goblet of Gore? Am I, a poseur who has never heard of Nasty Savage, worthy of drinking from the Goblet of Gore?
A: No. Unless you kill three tribes. In a row. Even then it's only a maybe.
Q: Surely this is some sort of stupid jest for attention. There is no way these guys are actually legit thrash legends.