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    Quote Originally Posted by Not Mr. Test View Post
    I'm not going to bother watching the video in the OP because the band is obviously atrocious. I also know fuck all nothing about Andy James other than he can play his absolute ass off and Angel likes him enough to do a duet with him. So that makes him a'ite in my book. Good for him, get paid to play guitar man.
    Video is zombies with shopping carts full of toilet paper, and people being forced by a parody of Nancy Pelosi to wear masks. She walks around town with black clothed and masked guys crawling on all fours that are supposed to be BLM/Antifa parody who are trigged when they see an American flag on an ice cream truck, so they smash all the windows and light it on fire. The protaganist sees this happening, cable news reports "great awakening" as everyone rips off their masks and charges at their oppressors. Protaganist is shot and wakes up, and it turns out he's colonial statesman signing the Bill of Rights.

    There, you didn't have to watch it and now you know why it's gross. Cashing a check on douche bro metal is one thing, this is beyond the pale but whatever some people get a pass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Not Mr. Test View Post
    This is also before he got his awesome bro-Kiesel sig bro


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    Dude, the update on the classic soap opera "ending twist where the camera zooms out and you see a snowglobe and a child is playing with it and it's revealed the whole thing was all in someone's head" that replaces the autistic child with the snowglobe with people signing the bill of rights is fucking genius.

    The only thing I like more than the gloriously stupid ending twist is the bizarre implication that when America falls to Socialism/Communism there will be a bizarre resurrgence in ice cream trucks.

    They could have gone the easy route and made it like, an industrial revolution era shit hole with smoke stacks, that's what most people think of when they think "bad communist future". Almost no one thinks "there are definitely going to be a ton of ice cream trucks in the bad communist alternate reality future".

    I also like the fact that the dudes who were enslaved by Communist woman don't take off their gimp communist slave suits, because secretly they like them.

    Production values were out of this world too. Did you catch the oiled muscles on the bros smashing the communist ice cream truck and presumably high fiving each other while they assure one another they have each others six? Most music videos overlook small details like that.

    I will only detract points because the lady villain doesn't look enough like Nancy Pelosi. Come on 55DP. You fucking blew it.

    It was also genius that every commentary on current situational memes was at least six months out of date. People had forgotten about them, so things like toilet paper and tide pods are fresh again.

    People act like they are stupid, but two years to make a tide pod joke is actually fairly quick witted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greg McCoy View Post

    The only thing I like more than the gloriously stupid ending twist is the bizarre implication that when America falls to Socialism/Communism there will be a bizarre resurrgence in ice cream trucks. .
    Clearly you never played Twisted Metal.

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    Would also like to point out their track record of stolen valor imagery, and this time they decided they needed to go the next step and place themselves as modern Revolutionary War soldiers, charging alongside firefighters, cops and soldiers carrying the flag as they're mowed down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Randy View Post
    There, you didn't have to watch it and now you know why it's gross. Cashing a check on douche bro metal is one thing, this is beyond the pale but whatever some people get a pass.
    I stand corrected. That's par for the course for this shitass band and their shitass fans.

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    Here's another shocker. The YT comments are a cesspool.

    Who knew bro metal fans were so manly and courageous? I know I'm certainly intimidated.

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    The looks of horror on all the real actors eyes is also amazing.

    "I went to Julliard, I did Shakespeare off Broadway, I don't even know what the whole video is going to be like, but I assume these scenes somehow make sense in context. The only saving grace is no one I actually know is going to see this. Oh god. I hope no one I know actually sees this."

    The high production values for things like the communist props being offset by the hilariously badly dubbed in gun shot sound effect from a stock library from the early '90s also had me dying with laughter.

    At least the real actors have a good story,

    "ice cream man in a bad communist future that was actually all just a dream of the founding fathers" is the greatest credit you can have to your name as an actor.

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