Jon Schaffer doing Jon Schaffer things

[Jazzhands]

https://www.metalsucks.net/2021/01/0...mpression=true

I'm shocked that someone that idolizes Ron Paul and Alex Jones would do this

[Not Mr. Test]

https://www.metalguitarist.org/forum...service-5.html

[GentleHands McCoy]

Hansi Kursch is probably having a really bad day today trying to come up with a statement on why he thought the third Demons and Wizards was a good idea.

[Überschall]

Hansi Kursch is probably having a really bad day today trying to come up with a statement on why he thought the third Demons and Wizards was a good idea. <img src="https://www.metalguitarist.org/forum/images/smilies/laugh.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Laugh" class="inlineimg" />

And that’s just from the standpoint of the shitty riffs!

[thrashinbatman]

I'm just going to take this moment to say I've always thought Iced Earth were overrated, and if he's gonna do dumb shit like this I don't care if he goes to prison.

[GentleHands McCoy]

The best part about when shit like this happens is that people apparently have no idea where even bands they listen to a ton are from geographically. It's much less of a shock if you replace "Jon Schaffer" with "Florida Man". (*although technically JS wasn't born in Florida, Iced Earth is from Florida)

Although he still has a ways to go before living up to the standard of the Phil Fasciana Maleveolent Creation Chocolate Milk Story legend.

It's honestly not all that surprising Florida Man did this, considering all the other stuff Florida Man does when he makes metal news.

https://www.metalsucks.net/2020/03/2...ourse-he-does/

[Mike]

And that’s just from the standpoint of the shitty riffs!

Srsly. "Hey, you know all that shit that wasn't OK enough for the last IE? I should write a new D&W!"

[GentleHands McCoy]

Here is another Florida Man in metal with hot takes on politics, Brian "Budget Glenn Benton" Werner.