Originally Posted by Randy
I'm sure they'll get it right with their next attempt. FADE FROM BLACK
Slow yet tight zoom shot of Mark Agnessi pumping iron on a weight bench, without a spotter.
Mark Agnessi grunts in a manly fashion. He is wearing the acoutrements of manlieness. Including one of those nerdy neoprene ipod cases that wrap around your upper arm.
Mark Agnessi turns to face the camera,
"Do you know what happens to people that fuck with gibson?"(EAGLE SHRIEK SOUND EFFECT)FADE OUTFADES IN TO A POWER POINT SLIDE DEPICTING THE RAISING OF THE FLAG AT IWO JIMA
"My country men didn't die face down in the mud so you orientals could rip off the distinctive ES shape"FADE OUTFADES IN TO A SCENE OF MARK AGNESSI WEARING THE HEADBAND FROM THE KARATE KID PREPARED TO KARATE CHOP THROUGH THE NECKS OF FIVE IMITATION GIBSONS BALANCED BETWEEN TWO CINDER BLOCKS
"THIS IS THE LAW OF THE WILD"
(Eagle shriek sound effect)
Shot transitions to a close up of someone's hands who is clearly not Mark Agnessi karate chopping an imitation Gibson neck.