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  1. #9


    Join Date: Feb 2010
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    Quote Originally Posted by Randy View Post
    So, Gibson still totally missing the point then? Righto.
    I'm sure they'll get it right with their next attempt.

    FADE FROM BLACK

    Slow yet tight zoom shot of Mark Agnessi pumping iron on a weight bench, without a spotter.

    Mark Agnessi grunts in a manly fashion. He is wearing the acoutrements of manlieness. Including one of those nerdy neoprene ipod cases that wrap around your upper arm.

    Mark Agnessi turns to face the camera,

    "Do you know what happens to people that fuck with gibson?"

    (EAGLE SHRIEK SOUND EFFECT)

    FADE OUT

    FADES IN TO A POWER POINT SLIDE DEPICTING THE RAISING OF THE FLAG AT IWO JIMA

    "My country men didn't die face down in the mud so you orientals could rip off the distinctive ES shape"

    FADE OUT

    FADES IN TO A SCENE OF MARK AGNESSI WEARING THE HEADBAND FROM THE KARATE KID PREPARED TO KARATE CHOP THROUGH THE NECKS OF FIVE IMITATION GIBSONS BALANCED BETWEEN TWO CINDER BLOCKS

    "THIS IS THE LAW OF THE WILD"

    (Eagle shriek sound effect)

    Shot transitions to a close up of someone's hands who is clearly not Mark Agnessi karate chopping an imitation Gibson neck.

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  3. #10


    Join Date: Sep 2008
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    Someone tell neckbeard that he's supposed to shave his head to look tough.
    Noodles

    So live for today,
    Tomorrow never comes.
    Die young, die young,
    Can't you see the writing in the air?
    Die young, gonna die young,
    Someone stopped the fair.

  4. #11


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    Quote Originally Posted by Greg McCoy View Post
    Taken right before he rode on down to Arnold's to steal Richie's gal. eeeeyyyyyy!
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  6. #12


    Join Date: Sep 2011
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greg McCoy View Post
    They were probably all high
    FTFY

    They just cant keep from tripping over their own feet.
    Vag Jackson, Man Of Action

  7. #13


    Join Date: Feb 2010
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    Quote Originally Posted by noodles View Post
    Someone tell neckbeard that he's supposed to shave his head to look tough.
    That would be too tough, he purposefully wore his Converse sneakers which he totally wears everyday because he is a cool dude who is one of us, just to appear approachable and friendly.

    Originally he was going to wear cowboy boots and spurs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greg McCoy View Post
    Converse sneakers which he totally wears everyday because he is a cool dude who is one of us
    Oh, I just assumed it was because he doesn't like arch support and he likes for his shoes to feel like buckets of water hanging from his feet whenever he takes a step.
    Argbadh - RHLC©

  9. #15


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    Quote Originally Posted by Randy View Post
    Oh, I just assumed it was because he doesn't like arch support and he likes for his shoes to feel like buckets of water hanging from his feet whenever he takes a step.
    They probably did like $60k in market research just to find out what "authentic" wardrobe options resonate with people who want to "play authentic".

    It was either this or jean shorts, an Indian headress, and a vintage BIG DOG shirt.




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    Would like to have seen it... anyone that saw it can you guys search your Browser cache and see if its still there?

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