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  1. #9


    Join Date: Sep 2008
    Location: Boston, MA
    ME: EBMM(s)
    MB: Spector Legend 4
    Rig: AFX3 / KPA / MKV

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    Quote Originally Posted by Randy View Post
    The only pickup fit for a man that wears a beehive on his face.
    Actually now that I've been made aware of this revelation, the price of the pickup has increased to $400.

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  3. #10


    Join Date: Sep 2008
    Location: Boston, MA
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    I will also throw in a fancy colored user title for anyone who buys this. The color will be hot pink, and the text will say "I'm an asshole". You will not be able to edit it.

  4. #11


    Join Date: Feb 2010
    Location: Laramie, Wyoming
    ME: Jackson AT Pro
    Rig: Rivera K Tre

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris View Post
    There's no way that a man who has this not-at-all-ridiculous-looking beard would ever use anything but the best and you know it.
    Will this pickup automatically make any beard more ridiculous by sheer virtue of ownership, or will it only bring a non bearded face up to Petrucci levels?

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  6. #12


    Join Date: Sep 2008
    Location: Boston, MA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greg McCoy View Post
    Will this pickup automatically make any beard more ridiculous by sheer virtue of ownership, or will it only bring a non bearded face up to Petrucci levels?
    Fuck you.

    definitely

  7. #13


    Join Date: Sep 2008
    Location: Lake District, UK
    ME: Blackmachine
    Rig: Helix/Matrix/Zilla

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris View Post
    I will also throw in a fancy colored user title for anyone who buys this. The color will be hot pink, and the text will say "I'm an asshole". You will not be able to edit it.
    SOLD!

  8. #14


    Join Date: Sep 2008
    Location: Woodbridge, VA
    ME: KxK ProtoVii-7
    MA: Martin D-28
    Rig: Mesa/Boobies Stiletto

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    Noodles

    So live for today,
    Tomorrow never comes.
    Die young, die young,
    Can't you see the writing in the air?
    Die young, gonna die young,
    Someone stopped the fair.

  9. #15


    Join Date: Sep 2010
    Location: flagstaff
    ME: Suhr, Warmoth, rg550
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris View Post
    I will also throw in a fancy colored user title for anyone who buys this. The color will be hot pink, and the text will say "I'm an asshole". You will not be able to edit it.
    Can I pay you $40 just for the privilege?

  10. #16


    Join Date: Sep 2008
    Location: Boston, MA
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    Rig: AFX3 / KPA / MKV

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    Quote Originally Posted by beneharris View Post
    Can I pay you $40 just for the privilege?
    Sure! It comes with a free CrapLab!

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