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  1. #25


    Join Date: Feb 2010
    Location: Laramie, Wyoming
    ME: Jackson AT Pro
    Rig: Rivera K Tre

    iTrader: 15 (100%)

    Quote Originally Posted by thrashinbatman View Post
    Chris's draconian selling policies
    I understand why Chris wouldn't want to ship outside the CONUS, paperwork aside.

    Fun fact, every time you sell a really shitty pickup some dude from a small foreign country will just come in and low ball the fuck out of you, and when you are like, "Dude, you can't just go around low balling people like that" he'll say, "Haggling is part of our culture".

    You can get a better price on anything if you say, "Haggling is part of our culture". Because then it's not a case of you low balling them, it's a case of the seller being racist.

    And you can't haggle back, because that would be cultural appropriation.

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  3. #26


    Join Date: Feb 2010
    Location: Laramie, Wyoming
    ME: Jackson AT Pro
    Rig: Rivera K Tre

    iTrader: 15 (100%)

    Chris foolishly didn't include a,

    "Q: Is haggling forbidden, or am I allowed to haggle if it is a time honored part of my peoples' culture?
    A: Fuck you"

    So I expect he's got at least 12 PMs from dudes from like, Estonia offering him $15 for it.

  4. #27


    Join Date: Sep 2008
    Location: Boston, MA
    ME: EBMM(s)
    MB: Spector Legend 4
    Rig: AFX3 / KPA / MKV

    iTrader: 34 (100%)

    Quote Originally Posted by Greg McCoy View Post
    I understand why Chris wouldn't want to ship outside the CONUS, paperwork aside.
    Actual answer: It's because I work for the government, and have to report any interactions like that to the security folks at work.

    Additional answer: Fuck you.

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  6. #28


    Join Date: Sep 2008
    Location: Boston, MA
    ME: EBMM(s)
    MB: Spector Legend 4
    Rig: AFX3 / KPA / MKV

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    Sold! Screw you all!


  7. #29


    Join Date: Dec 2011
    Location: vancouver, bc

    iTrader: 2 (100%)

    Petrucci is stealth buying them all back and hoarding them in his prepper apocalypse bunker.
    Spoiler
    Jesus dies at the end....

  8. #30


    Join Date: Sep 2008
    Location: Boston, MA
    ME: EBMM(s)
    MB: Spector Legend 4
    Rig: AFX3 / KPA / MKV

    iTrader: 34 (100%)

    Quote Originally Posted by TheKindred View Post
    Petrucci is stealth buying them all back and hoarding them in his prepper apocalypse bunker.
    I reckon he's just stashing them all in his beard.

  9. #31


    Join Date: Oct 2016
    Location: Corpus Christi
    ME: LTD H7, KM6, 540SLTD
    MB: SR305E
    Rig: Helix

    iTrader: 0

    Quote Originally Posted by Chris View Post
    Sold! Screw you all!

    Correction: ScrewED that buyer.
    Tone Chasers Anonymous ™ - I’m not just a member, I’m the President.
    Don’t expect much, it’s not like I’m a rocket surgeon.

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