Ok, I'm not that fat but my current job has me doing way less physical stuff then my last. Woke up today and on a whim decided to look up some bike brands and see what they had to offer. While on the Specialized site I saw the Fuse Fattie. Kind of dug the 3.0" tires. So we ventured out to do some bike window shopping not expecting much. The last and closest shop to me had the Fattie. They cut me a killer deal and it fit my 6'4" lanky ass perfectly so I snagged it. Pretty much exactly what I was looking for. Something that didn't cost a fortune that I didn't feel the need to do a ton of upgrades.
Btw, the first one to mention strava or what the fuck ever that ap is can kiss my ass.