Edit: This fellow!
This song goes out to all the metal "musicians" who go online and talk a bunch of shit about how great they are and how much everybody else sucks. You know what? You all fucking suck balls and I'm about to show you how it's done by a true metal master who plays every fucking instrument you could ever possibly hope to suck at....as my lyrics completely bash every kind of loser internet metal dork imaginable, including myself! So fuck you, fuck me, fuck the world, fuck yourself, and fuck off.