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  1. #25


    Join Date: Sep 2008
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    Gravel is for gravel bikes, not gardens.
    Noodles

    So live for today,
    Tomorrow never comes.
    Die young, die young,
    Can't you see the writing in the air?
    Die young, gonna die young,
    Someone stopped the fair.

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  3. #26


    Join Date: Feb 2010
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    Quote Originally Posted by noodles View Post
    Gravel is for gravel bikes, not gardens.
    Did you not see how the guy in the picture for the article on flame weeding is clearly military? (or a very militant gardener in any case)

    He was thinking of using mulch, and wasting time using it, but he is too busy fighting terrorists to put up with mulch's bullshit.

    Have you never read Tom Clancy's "The Sum of All Fears", or any of the other highly racist, inaccurate, propaganda novels by Tom Clancy or ghostwriters Tom Clancy licensed his name out to?

    Every Tom Clancy novel starts out the same. Terrorism is given a chance to flourish because people are wasting time using mulch.

    I guarantee you that if you grab the nearest Tom Clancy book and flip to 75% of the way in the protagonists are going to be on a plane that has just been hijacked by an offensive arab caricature, and the arab Ḥashshāshīn (who isn't the main villain, but is actually a sub villain hired by another villain who is also non white and hates america) has drained the fluid from the landing gear so they can't land, and the protagonist has to actually exit the plane and make his way to the landing gear to manually deploy it using only a ballpoint pen and the power of patriotism while it is still in flight and at some point he says, "I knew I shouldn't have used mulch".

  4. #27


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    Gravel is for kicking up behind your '88 Camaro at the end of your girlfriend's driveway after she kicks you out for sleeping with her mom.
    Argbadh - RHLC©

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  6. #28


    Join Date: Sep 2008
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    Mulch is the chipped remains of once vivacious plant life, now dead, and slowly rotting to feed the next round of life. How is that not more metal than rocks.

  7. #29


    Join Date: Sep 2008
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    Quote Originally Posted by Randy View Post
    Gravel is for kicking up behind your '88 Camaro at the end of your girlfriend's driveway after she kicks you out for sleeping with her mom.

  8. #30


    Join Date: Sep 2008
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    Quote Originally Posted by Randy View Post
    Gravel is for kicking up behind your '88 Camaro at the end of your girlfriend's driveway after she kicks you out for sleeping with her mom.
    Bro.


  9. #31


    Join Date: Sep 2008
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leon View Post
    Mulch is the chipped remains of once vivacious plant life, now dead, and slowly rotting to feed the next round of life. How is that not more metal than rocks.
    I WILL FERTILIZE YOU WITH THE DECAYED REMAINS OF YOUR PARENTS

    TrVe grVm mVulch

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