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So... I'm covering Tornado Of Souls and here's a preview :lol: Complete version coming soon/later!:flex:

I have tried getting any decent bass tones out of Kemper and Bias and I fail to get a good lowend that I hear on other recordings I compare to. Even with Waves MaxxBass cranked to death I cannot get a decent low-end with either Kemper or Bias no matter what I do!!!! Are there any good bass...

I just tried to play this shit at extra hyper speed and can't do it :flex: This video is kinda pointless... But I do have a plan to record several instrumentals from a few metal bands , probably do not only guitar but drums and bass too. I plan to make them in a bulk so I will probably post...

Long story short, I installed a Gotoh Floyd on my M-1000, using the original Floyd studs. Then I took it off, because I liked the Floyd more. Mind you, the Floyd had a push-in style arm upgrade, which makes it just as precise and fluttery as anything else. Also, the Gotoh was installed on the...

If I had the Photoshop skills, this would be a FAIL! pic. I lost my calluses after two breaks away from the instrument, the first of one week, then one of two weeks, with just a couple of hours playing in between. I did this after five days back playing daily again, bending to the high E on the...

So my First car payment is due for my Juke but I have yet to receive any payment book. Called the finance guy at dealership and he said my book was delayed but here is my account number and call this phone number and I can make a payment by phone. I figure no big whoop so I call the...

Hello. For those who like compilations. Heres a link to the ultimate compilation of motorcycles fails part 1 on youtube. It has a Rock instrumental soundtrack. Martin Trenchant

3 Exercises to Save Your Knees | Fitbie I can't really believe someone gets paid to write articles like this. :barf:

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Launcing a new website for a client,so starting at 8 am I am waiting for the nameserver changes to resolve so i can then replace the ip settings in wordpress with the actual url, reset the perma links, and a bit of .htaccess trickery so I can serve the site out of the dev directory - no big...

Was texting the woman, and wasn't aware that Joe had left Divine Heresy, and the following hilarity ensued.

So I got another hand me down machine, this time an XW4600 (NewServerDay!), and I want to put a hypervisor on there. So I figure since I have a ton of time dealing with ESX/vSphere, I'd try something different and do Xenserver's free product. The only problem is, I've only got a quad core and...

Me: ":shred: Awww yeah! Rooock! Tales of viking looooords!!! :hbang:" *shred lickkity shred shred lickitty woop woop woop awwww yeaaaah!!! CLUNK." Me: :spock: "Hm, what was that noise?" *trem bar falls onto the floor" Me: "The fuck?" :scratch: LFR: :lol:

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Epic Pizza Fail | Slice Pizza Blog :rofl:

As many know, the HD500 doesn't have a power switch. People may chime in with LOL DUDE BUT I JUST RUN THAT SHIT OFF MY RACK LIKE A BOSS. And yup, I'm sure they do. In fact, I had some extra rack bits kicking around, so I figure why not - I'll plug this bitch into a little 2U with my 828 and...

Man Deadlifts 329 lbs, Passes Out - CollegeHumor video :eek:

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