so while we are on the subject of nu metal . lets celebrate its greatest song.. or not. however this version of the song is so delightfully catchy... the ladies absolutely own it. those garbage lyrics complete with fred dursts faux bravado show what a shit song it really was. so to see the...

So I went on a local pawn shop run today, figuring I'd find nothing as usual but I've done it monthly since I moved to Virginia from Long Island, NY, where we, in fact, had no pawn shops. Same old ugly, crappy guitars. One had an Optek Strat which made me chuckle. Hamer Slammers, Squiers...

...but does a river actually roll? As my cube-neighbor was packing up for the day I asked, "Are you rollin'?" To which they began singing, "...rollin' like a rivahhh.." Which brought forth the question, does a river actually roll? If one were to imagine the molecules that make up water as a...