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My name is Mike and I am a member of BlackStar Amps Anonymous. I say I am a member of BlackStar Amps Anonymous because I believe there is an important difference between loving the wrong amp and being a member of BlackStar Amps Anonymous. As a Blackstar lover, I could not stop drinking the BS...

I want so badly for him to stop this pathetic schpeal and say "Actually, wait, I'm Tiger Fucking Woods. Without me there is no PGA. I'm young, rich, and awesome, and my life is none of your business. So respectfully, all of you can suck my dick".