Don't think this is a repost, but :rofl:
The point is, how do you know the fairy Bob isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I seen it a hundred times.
I propose we get a Chris Farley Smiley or Big Bob / boutique panty icon? :idea: