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Duck Rape | Cracked.com

# At least a third of all duck-sex is forced.
# Females are constantly evolving ways to not get pregnant from rape.
# Males are constantly evolving ways around these defences
# All this evolution has given ducks some pretty spectacular genitalia.
# Vegetarians should not feel bad about eating ducks

The pics in the article are priceless
 

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Holy shit!
 

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Best thread title ever.
did you read the article? Imagine being a rape machine with a corkscrew penis 3 times the length of your body you use as a lasso to catch the opposite sex with. Insane. Mother nature is pure evil.
 

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This gives the phrase "fuck a duck" a whole new meaning.
 

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:lol:

what web comic is that?

also, I wish all the pictures were working for me.
 

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Ducks are tasty :)
 

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Ducks need to invent a natural Chloroform they can squirt at the females. 90% of the time it works every time.
 
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