[Soopahmahn]

Duke Nukem Forever to see light of day after all | Crave - CNET

Most famous vaporware ever is supposed to actually be almost completed by a respectable developer. Not holding breath, but I would be very excited to see the final product.

Hopefully you can still hand out cash to all females in the game, hoping they'll take off their tops, and call them out for being prudes when they won't. :metal:

 

[Tom]

It looks like Slash000 can finally make a triumphant walk up to the Game Stop counter.

 

[fathead]

Duke Nukem Forever footage: Press Right Trigger to urinate | Joystiq

 

[Soopahmahn]

It looks like Slash000 can finally make a triumphant walk up to the Game Stop counter.

:rofl:

 

[Vince]

Gamespot has a write-up on it. Sounds freaking awesome!

Duke Nukem Forever Hands-On Impressions - Xbox 360 News at GameSpot

A few seconds later, you walk up to some EDF forces in a locker room drawing plans to deal with the current alien invasion on a whiteboard. One soldier--the only one left standing amid a number of mangled survivors--invites you to offer your advice, and after a little first-person whiteboard scribbling by the player, that soldier remarks something to the effect of, "That's a great plan! If we had done that, that guy over there would still have his arm!""Pause. "And at least one of his balls."

Duke, being a man of action, quickly runs through the tunnels of this football stadium--it turns out that's where the demo starts--and out onto the field. Standing on the 50-yard line is a giant one-eyed alien monster called the Cycloid. Fortunately, Duke has just picked up a rocket launcher called the Devastator. Using this handy little weapon, you run all over the rain-soaked field dodging the boss's attacks while occasionally firing rockets at his single, solitary eye. After a couple of minutes, the beast is felled, and Duke celebrates by ripping out his eye and kicking a field goal with it.

:rofl:

Cannot wait :agreed:

 

[Naren]

:lol: That sounds so much like the original. Totally kickass.

 

[146]

Is the world coming to an end?:eek2:

 

[406]

seems like they just realized "damn, guys!!! "chinese democracy IS already out - we must do something!"...

 

[stealthtastic]

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Damn, so excited!!

 

[22]

It's not even April 1st. I still don't buy it, not until the game is on shelves :lol:

 

[Daemon Barbeque]

I really missed the Phrase "Come get some!!!" hehe. Duke is the king, and I will play the shit out of it!

 

[zepp]

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Gamespot has a write-up on it. Sounds freaking awesome!

Duke Nukem Forever Hands-On Impressions - Xbox 360 News at GameSpot

A few seconds later, you walk up to some EDF forces in a locker room drawing plans to deal with the current alien invasion on a whiteboard. One soldier--the only one left standing amid a number of mangled survivors--invites you to offer your advice, and after a little first-person whiteboard scribbling by the player, that soldier remarks something to the effect of, "That's a great plan! If we had done that, that guy over there would still have his arm!""Pause. "And at least one of his balls."

Duke, being a man of action, quickly runs through the tunnels of this football stadium--it turns out that's where the demo starts--and out onto the field. Standing on the 50-yard line is a giant one-eyed alien monster called the Cycloid. Fortunately, Duke has just picked up a rocket launcher called the Devastator. Using this handy little weapon, you run all over the rain-soaked field dodging the boss's attacks while occasionally firing rockets at his single, solitary eye. After a couple of minutes, the beast is felled, and Duke celebrates by ripping out his eye and kicking a field goal with it.

:rofl:

Cannot wait :agreed:

=( in the original he ripped off his head and shit down his neck.

 

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[Soopahmahn]

That guy has been waiting, like... Forever.

 

[Ambrosius]

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=( in the original he ripped off his head and shit down his neck.

Wrong episode. Episode 1 that's what happened. Episode 3 was the field goal.

:fawk: