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Hey, it worked for all the 80s metal bands!I would grab a lightning rod and wait for God to do my hair :yesway:
my thoughts exactlyScience textbooks shouldn't rhyme :lol:
Where can I get a copy of such a *text*... uhm... *book*?A friend of mine went to a christian elementary school. When we saw this on Fail Blog, we dug out her old text books for a laugh.
These people are that crazy. The science book was basically a picture book. The most notable section was the page mentioning evolution. The author called Darwin a satanist liar, then went on to write:
"God made the trees, God made the bees. God made you, and God made me. God loves you, and God loves me."
That was it.
Or reference 2000 year old "documents" :lol:Science textbooks shouldn't rhyme :lol:
Where can I get a copy of such a *text*... uhm... *book*?
Just wait. I'll get you, too. :squint:A friend of mine went to a christian elementary school. When we saw this on Fail Blog, we dug out her old textbooks for a laugh.
These people are that crazy. The science book was basically a picture book. The most notable section was the page mentioning evolution. The author called Darwin a satanist liar, then went on to write:
"God made the trees, God made the bees. God made you, and God made me. God loves you, and God loves me."
That was it.
They come in all shapes and sizes.A friend of mine went to a christian elementary school. When we saw this on Fail Blog, we dug out her old text books for a laugh.
These people are that crazy. The science book was basically a picture book. The most notable section was the page mentioning evolution. The author called Darwin a satanist liar, then went on to write:
"God made the trees, God made the bees. God made you, and God made me. God loves you, and God loves me."
That was it.