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In case anyone hasn't heard this, it's fucking awesome. :lol:


If you don't golf that's okay
You can be a tiger anyway
Lie through your teeth when things get tough
Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Fertilizing ladies in the neighborhood
Get real rich and you will find
All the hot chicks will want to grind

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Grip that shaft like you know you should
Get a platinum card, it will be all good
The girls will want you just like Tiger Woods

Remember this when you're having fun
Three holes are better than a hole in one, yeah
If the word gets out don't be afraid
When a nine iron's heading for your Escalade, yeah yeah

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Filling all the divots in the neighborhood
Don't think about those three foot putts
Cover your tracks when you're banging them sluts

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Text messages are never good
Nail the girl at the driving range
Your life will change, just like Tiger Woods

Have your best friend book all your flights
Tell your wife that you're golfing nights
Get a call girl and maybe just chill
Be willing to part with a hundred mil

Bang a new porn star every day
Tell your sponsors it will be okay
Surprise them all with an invitation
To a viewing of your first double penetration, yeah

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Poking all the holes in the neighborhood
Tell your wife how it's gonna be
Your driver is community property
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods,

Brett Favre did it, so you know you could!
Become the king of your neighborhood
Like Steel Panther and Tiger Woods

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I had never listened too much because I just saw them as pure parady act, but I was wrong. It is paradt but is still better than many acts from back in the day.

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I think of Steel Panther as less of a parody band and more of a 'pair of Ds' band

Dead & likes Rendang
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I actually find Balls Out to be my least favorite Steel Panther album. Sure there's some good ones like 17 Girls, It Won't Suck Itself and Gold Digging Whore, but I didn't enjoy it as much as the rest, Feel The Steel in particular. Even Lower The Bar I found a little better (but not by much).
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