[JBroll]

Goddamn fucking dog sent it flying across the room somehow being a crackhead, and now the screen barely stays magneted down.

I know I shouldn't be laughing too much at the misfortune of others, but when I first read this the mental image was funner (in no small part because I misplaced the phrasing and thought you said "Goddamn fucking dog sent it flying across the room, somehow being a crackhead, and ...")

Jeff