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Outside workouts in mosquito season.

I swear to fucking god. I sustained ~5000 bites in 2 minutes of jogging past their stupid breeding pond.

Nothing like 40 insects sucking your blood for every inch of exposed flesh to put a little spring in your step.

If this is my arm after 5 minutes outside at the start of mosquito season, I am going to be running daily marathons in a couple weeks.

 

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That picture does not accurately convey the horror of mosquito bites to all you dudes who don't live in mosquito country.



That was seriously fucking a couple minutes of the little bastards. :facemelt:

God damn I hate them so much.
 

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The brutalest part is (everybody who grows up around mosquitos knows this) if you squeeze the vein they are sucking on you can get them to explode. Which is brutal as shit.

Literally a blood overload. They pop in showers of your own blood like balloons.

I don't condone violence towards any animals except mosquitos. I gladly massacre those little bastards.
 
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