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You mean for free, right?

It looks awful :lol:
 

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It's actually really not that bad, like the commercial make it out to be WAY more campy then it really is. There's also a fuckton of cameos that are fucking awesome, and the movie doesn't take itself too seriously either; it's just your regular movie with a sub-standard plot.
 

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it's just your regular movie with a sub-standard plot.
Then why are you recommending it? :scratch:

If a B movie doesn't have Samuel L Jackson saying "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane" I'm not going to watch it.
 

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Think of the movies that have come out recently, and tell me how many actually had original idea behind them? Perhaps, sub-standard should be replaced with, not the most original and then it'll seem less harsh.

Also - see it because there's tons of titties in it :yesway:
 

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That chick in the pic was the ultimate cockblock for the male lead. Poor dude :lol:
 

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Gremlins is funny, but it's just an alright movie. Plus, if you put Phoebe Cates in a movie, she better be getting out of a pool and taking her top off :yesway:
 

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Apparently this flick is destined for legendary B-film status.

Movie Talk: 'Piranha 3D' and the Movies So Bad They're Good

Some online reviews are saying it's "Gremlins for adults."


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I saw that review - IIRC, the gist was that they thought the biggest problem with it ever becoming a cult "bad movie" classic was that at actually really wasn't all that bad, surprisingly. :lol:

Can someone give me a 3-sentence storyline?
 

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It's spring break and all the college kids are there for parties and fucking shit up. There was an Earthquake which causes the cave under the lake to open up, which is where all the piranha have been. Piranha are now awake and hungry with dozens of college kids to feed on.

:D

There's another part to the plot that I don't wanna ruin because it's hilarious
 

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They're not, like, toxic mutant piranhas with red glowey eyes? That's just what they decided piranhas should look like for this flick? :lol:
 

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They're not, like, toxic mutant piranhas with red glowey eyes? That's just what they decided piranhas should look like for this flick? :lol:
Drew,

It's a movie about piranhas eating people. A plot is more or less perfunctory.

Regards,

Eric
 

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Drew,

It's a movie about piranhas eating people. A plot is more or less perfunctory.

Regards,

Eric
Eric,

For what it's worth, my good sir, as I read MFB's description, my exact thoughts were, 'Yeah, that'd about do it for a horror flick about piranhas... Sounds about right.'

Cheerio,

Drew
 

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Drew,

Your analysis is keen indeed. Have a splendid day.

Regards,

Eric
 

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They're not, like, toxic mutant piranhas with red glowey eyes? That's just what they decided piranhas should look like for this flick? :lol:
Not quite toxic, mutant glowy eye piranhas, but there IS something special about them that I could reveal if you wanted me too.
 
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