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:yesway: It's going to be humongous.

5 reasons to watch:

Kenny Powers said:
1. They say Kenny is a women hater. That's not true. I love women. Each and every one of them. Even the ugly as shit ones. But don't ask me to trust them, not even one... Cause every pair of tits comes with a gaping hole of need that not even Kenny Powers can fill.

2. I never bothered with the American Indian mythology. You can smoke a peace pipe 'till your dick falls off, but I ain't gonna dance with no fucking wolves no matter how high I get. Not that I get high, but if I did my shit would still believe in the lord our savior Jesus Christ.

3. If there is one thing in life I hate it's losing. If there are two things in life I hate it's losing, and getting cancer.

4. I've been blessed with many things in this life. An arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a Burmese python, and a mind of a fucking scientist.

5. So people often ask me; 'Kenny, what is your biggest weakness, do you have any?. I would say that my biggest flaw, my Achilles heel is my tireless work effort...'
 

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:yesway: It's going to be humongous.

5 reasons to watch:
Almost every quote is painfully funny. Its surely the funniest show on TV. Heres some of my favorites

"Alright you stoic little bastard. In the computer room, little second drawer where I keep my weed underneath the handgun, there's a stack of porn that'll put callouses on those little hands of yours."

"listen here you beautiful bitch im about to fuck you up with some truth.."

"And can I wear the Scream mask…the mask from Scream…when I do you from behind."

"I had a dream about this moment… When I was making love… to my wife Donna. On top a her; powerful thrusts, filling the sultry night air. Heavy breath. My son Gabriel walked in, little boy. My wife sprung out of bed and said "No, Gabriel! Leave!" And I said "No, honey, shut your mouth, let him watch." Let him watch what is being consecrated here. And I want the people to watch what is going to be consecrated here. And I will bring my son down here, and he will watch." (Will Ferrel as the used car guy :rofl: )

"One time I was invited to come to a social gathering. I was paid a handsome amount of money, and I brought a shotgun and a bottle of Tanqueray and showed those people the best %#&%!& time they've ever seen."

"I don't mean to break up a good time here, but I just saw two boys raping a sixth grader. Ya, ya, I'm just kidding."

"I've been stripped of all my God-given talents. Including the talents to be able to have [email protected]$ with any woman I choose, or throw a ball fast, or to not prematurely come in my pants."

"A lot of people ask me, "Kenny Powers, you're a giant star, you could get any woman, have you ever paid for [email protected]$?" And the answer is yes, I have, several times in fact. It's actually kinda cool. You can negotiate practically anything, and sometimes, even just kinda do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument."
 

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Almost every quote is painfully funny. Its surely the funniest show on TV. Heres some of my favorites

"Alright you stoic little bastard. In the computer room, little second drawer where I keep my weed underneath the handgun, there's a stack of porn that'll put callouses on those little hands of yours."

"listen here you beautiful bitch im about to fuck you up with some truth.."

"And can I wear the Scream mask…the mask from Scream…when I do you from behind."

"I had a dream about this moment… When I was making love… to my wife Donna. On top a her; powerful thrusts, filling the sultry night air. Heavy breath. My son Gabriel walked in, little boy. My wife sprung out of bed and said "No, Gabriel! Leave!" And I said "No, honey, shut your mouth, let him watch." Let him watch what is being consecrated here. And I want the people to watch what is going to be consecrated here. And I will bring my son down here, and he will watch." (Will Ferrel as the used car guy :rofl: )

"One time I was invited to come to a social gathering. I was paid a handsome amount of money, and I brought a shotgun and a bottle of Tanqueray and showed those people the best %#&%!& time they've ever seen."

"I don't mean to break up a good time here, but I just saw two boys raping a sixth grader. Ya, ya, I'm just kidding."

"I've been stripped of all my God-given talents. Including the talents to be able to have [email protected]$ with any woman I choose, or throw a ball fast, or to not prematurely come in my pants."

"A lot of people ask me, "Kenny Powers, you're a giant star, you could get any woman, have you ever paid for [email protected]$?" And the answer is yes, I have, several times in fact. It's actually kinda cool. You can negotiate practically anything, and sometimes, even just kinda do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument."
:rofl:

I love every damn thing that man has to say! And his book-on-tape "You're Fucking Out! I'm Fucking In" is just so goddamn priceless. I'd buy it in a heartbeat if they published it.

Easily one of the most quotable shows out there. The first season is a total of less than 3 hours long and there's just endless lines that deserve--scratch that, MUST--be repeated on a regular basis.
 

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A gem from tonight :rofl:

"Don't get all excited dude, 3d's gay. Nobody wants to sit on a couch wearing glasses, popping bubbles out of the air like some fucked-up Ray Charles."
 
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