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Love your fella man just as long as you can.
Before the locusts swoop down from on high.
Where the grape bed turns red,
And you face fills with boils.
And the serpent will feast on the damned.
You best submit to your husband,
Lest your organs be devoured.
By the jagged hellish teeth,
Of the beast from down below.
By the Code of Hammurabi,
Both your eyeballs will be taken.
They'll be plucked out of your head holes,
And shown to your body.
Which is now just a skeleton,
Cause he also ate the flesh.
He'll use your radius and ulna,
For a toothpick for his hell-mouth......
 

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She was my dream, my muse. A vision suitable for the wide-screen format. I can still taste her fist against my face. The sweet sugary sweat from a lifetime of diabetes. A heartbeat you could hear from six blocks away. One big pump every hour.
 

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I miss you Avalanche
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Oh god you guys actually like this show?? I can't find ONE redeemingly funny aspect whatsoever.
 

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"Listen here. Readin's don't never not done nothin' for not nobody."
"I think you mean not nonebody."
"Excuse me. Not nonebody. Never not no worse. Didn't about no readin' not never. And by God it never not ain't gonna will."
 

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You know what they say, mans are from Mars and Womerns are from the ribs of a man, but where do cheatin whores come from? I do not know I reckon we ought to ask yo mama . . . .

Allow me to explain the contamination process. Pine cones go in here, party liquor comes out here and proceed to here [points to mouth]. Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated.
 
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