The Greatest Macho Action Hero Power Metal Anthem of All Time

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GentleHands McCoy

Discussion Starter · Feb 7, 2016

Probably the most stupidly over the top song I have ever heard.

THE FURY IS REAL

Also, holy fuck is that an album cover.

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jacksonplayer

· #2 · Feb 7, 2016

Garrett, you need to stop just consuming Macho Action Hero Power Metal and start producing some. Fuck that namby-pamby concept stuff that Dream Theater is putting out. You need to put your writing and musical abilities together and put out a 3-CD set of...macho action hero concept something-or-other at a solid 250bpm.

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· #3 · Feb 7, 2016

:cromwind:

Mike

· #4 · Feb 7, 2016

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jacksonplayer said:
Garrett, you need to stop just consuming Macho Action Hero Power Metal and start producing some. Fuck that namby-pamby concept stuff that Dream Theater is putting out. You need to put your writing and musical abilities together and put out a 3-CD set of...macho action hero concept something-or-other at a solid 250bpm.

This is the most brilliant idea ever spoken here...

Rocka_Rollas

· #5 · Feb 7, 2016 (Edited)

While X-Wild are fun for what they are, they can't compete with Running Wild, really.

Also... It's far from the most over the top metal ever dude

I really expected something more. "over the top" for me is like Manowar, at least... And they are over the top deluxe when they really go for it.

STEEL!!! STEEEEEL!!!!!

This is a side project of the guys behind Opeth. Fuck Opeth. They should make something real out of this instead!!!!!!

Rocka_Rollas

· #6 · Feb 7, 2016

Eudoxis - Metal Mix is pretty fucking over the top too. Look at how much spikes and metal they are wearing! And the double bass drums are the longest fucking bass drums ever!!!!

Rocka_Rollas

· #7 · Feb 7, 2016

There's nothing better than to put on a mp3 playlist with Great Kat when modding guitars!!! :flex:

Seanbabs

· #8 · Feb 7, 2016

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Rockas, don't get into a power metal battle with McCoy. You will lose.

frankcastle

· #9 · Feb 7, 2016

Why do so many metal albums have covers that look like they have been stolen from my grade 8 binder when I was heavy into Dungeons and Dragons?

GentleHands McCoy

Discussion Starter · #10 · Feb 8, 2016

Seanbabs said:
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Rockas, don't get into a power metal battle with McCoy. You will lose.

Rocka plays it low key, but he has like, 40 kick ass power metal bands and loves Running Wild.

Rocka_Rollas

· #11 · Feb 8, 2016

Greg McCoy said:
Rocka plays it low key, but he has like, 40 kick ass power metal bands and loves Running Wild.

I'm happy that other people on this forum appreciates some good ol german fucking speed metal. But I have really high requirements for calling things "over the top".
If it wasn't for that, I wouldn't be all picky and annoying

I like X-Wild when they are spon on, but they have a LOT of filler tracks, to be honest. So much, that I have never bought any of their CDs. But they are pretty hard to come by anyway, I guess. They could have a masterpiece of an album, if just collecting the best pieces of each album and making it one kick ass album.

Here's the only songs I can listen to all the time!

The first song is originally an Running Wild track, but it's probably written by Axel Morgan so it makes sense he wanna record it again, but again... The Running Wild is superior :flex:

(seriously, isn't SKULLDOZER a much fucking cooler title than "skybolter"???!?!?!?!?!?!??)

SKULLDOZER SKULLDOZER!!! :flex:

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Flexkill

· #12 · Feb 8, 2016

Greg McCoy said:
Rocka plays it low key, but he has like, 40 kick ass power metal bands and loves Running Wild.

:agreed:

Regor

· #13 · Feb 8, 2016

Dream Evil > *

Exhibit A: The Book of Heavy Metal

Rocka_Rollas

· #14 · Feb 8, 2016

Regor said:
Dream Evil > *

Exhibit A: The Book of Heavy Metal

DOES NOT COUNT! I can't see the appeal in that? It's just unpleasant

Hanover even have a fucking flamethrowing telephone of steel!!!
Look at 1:25. So cool!!!

Flexkill

· #15 · Feb 8, 2016

Rocka_Rollas said:
DOES NOT COUNT! I can't see the appeal in that? It's just unpleasant

Hanover even have a fucking flamethrowing telephone of steel!!!
Look at 1:25. So cool!!!

:lmao: YES!!!!!

Regor

· #16 · Feb 8, 2016

Rocka_Rollas said:
DOES NOT COUNT! I can't see the appeal in that? It's just unpleasant

How you gonna say it does not count?!?! There is nothing cheesier than that song. Fuck your "video". Do the lyrics talk about having a flamethrowing telephone of steel?! I base my power metal cheese on musical content, not video content.

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Rocka_Rollas

· #17 · Feb 8, 2016

Regor said:
How you gonna say it does not count?!?! There is nothing cheesier than that song. Fuck your "video". Do the lyrics talk about having a flamethrowing telephone of steel?! I base my power metal cheese on musical content, not video content.

It has to be cheesy for real, not like they do it. It's forced cheesiness.

I do like Bad News and Spinal Tap but they do it in a fun way. Dream Evil is just boring

Regor

· #18 · Feb 8, 2016

Rocka_Rollas said:
It has to be cheesy for real, not like they do it. It's forced cheesiness.

I do like Bad News and Spinal Tap but they do it in a fun way. Dream Evil is just boring

You're crazy.

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· #19 · Feb 8, 2016

Rocka_Rollas said:
It has to be cheesy for real, not like they do it. It's forced cheesiness.

I do like Bad News and Spinal Tap but they do it in a fun way. Dream Evil is just boring

:noplease: GTFO, Dream Evil rules!

:cromwind:

406

· #20 · Feb 8, 2016

Rocka_Rollas said:
DOES NOT COUNT! I can't see the appeal in that? It's just unpleasant

Hanover even have a fucking flamethrowing telephone of steel!!!
Look at 1:25. So cool!!!

:ytia:

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