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JJ Comes to Visit: An mg.org/ss.org/beer picstory.

Warning: This post contains the following:

- Stupid shit
- 120 or so pics
- Guitar porn
- beer
- Metalheads behaving badly
- immaturity
- Drew drinking

This picstory does not have:

- Mike Sherman :(
- Shawn :(
- Jason :(

I will run out of creative captions about 3/4 the way through. If you aren't interested in any of the above, go ahead and hit the back button on your browser, mmkay?

Still here?

On with the story! So Sunday rolls around, and I talk to a hung over Drew who's on his way home from western Mass for a day of bloodthirsty metalhead laden fun. Note that this pictory is missing Mike Sherman, because Mike played a show until 5AM and does not have Drew's superhuman powers of next-day-do-stuffitude. Or he's just a big ol' ***, but we :wub: him anyway. Of note is that I also still have pneumonia, so the usual complete intoxication associated with Drew and I drinking together is also not present.

Anyhow, out to my car I go:



Guitars go back here:



And in here:



Gorgeous day for a ride down into town. :yesway:



Off I go.



My shit's all filthy, so I stop here and get The Ultimate, because hell, it's The Ultimate.



Yeah! Wash that shit!



This picstory would probably be shorter if I omitted pics like the following, but I like you guys

to feel like you're really part of the ride.



Then I took some acid.



Yeah man. Acid.



Shit was weak though, wore off quick.



OM NOM NOM



Ok, one more stop:



You knew this was coming.



Yay!



About 50 miles in, I swing by my work to call JJ and Josh and see if they need me to guide 'em.



This is where I work. America, Fuck Yeah!



They don't need me, so I check some email, do some work, and stop off for some of this because I

really feel like shit. :(



Back on the road, look what I saw:



Hooray, I'm here!



I manage to back into Drew's fucking driveway.



And bust out some toys.



And then we start drinking.



As is my fate, I carry the motherfucking heavy ass fucking Nomad down the fucking stairs into the

fucking living room.



Some of Drew's guitars.



Josh calls, they're on the way, so we hang out and wait for them.



HAI JJ



And we carry more shit.



Unload said shit:



JJ checks out the Sherman.



HAI BILL!



Bill brought his usual round of odd beers, along with some erotic potatoes for Drew. Yes, erotic

potatoes. I'm pretty sure that's the fist time I've ever said "erotic potatoes", so you should

say it too because Bill went through the trouble of finding an entire box full of spuds that look

like tits, ass and balls. :lol:



Josh sets up his Orange TT



Bill looks on. JJ thinks about sheep.



Bill's crazy ass ZZ top thing. :lol:



Everyone wanted a crack at it too. :D



Amps.



Bill checks out Josh's Agile Intrepid 8.



As does Drew.



Green.



Josh checks out my 550 while Drew djents it up.



*cough cough*



INTERMISSION

At this point I'm just giong to throw up a bunch of playing/jamming/asshole-being pics because

this is taking way too fucking long. :lol:













:lol:





Dark and Stormies. I think everyone but me liked 'em.



Deemed true.








Then we took off to Go Fuck Yourself Shredder Music in downtown Somerville. The magical store

that's half open, half closed, but 100% full of employees that really didn't want us there.









Bill deems it false. Pretty sure we all do.



Q'Doba!



I get JJ some cash, and make the bitch work for it. Fortunately, he brought some chapstick.



Back to Drew's we go:



Josh's license plate. :metal:









BEHOLD DREW WORKING ON MY GUITARS. RARE! UNUSUAL! (He loves it)



"We don't need a soldering iron, it's just Chris's guitar. Here, use this lighter.



Tremol-no administered, yay.



...







:wub:



JJ: "Hey Bill, how's April?"




GAS ahoy.




JJ checks out the best guitar of the lot, the amazing RG7321.



Deemed true.



Yep.




I pack up my guitars and new 2101.



Bill talks to ken. Or Dave. Or maybe Ryan?



And off to dinner we go!



Love at first sight? Not sure.



Definitely sure.



OUr waitress, who wouldn't throw the horns. :(



And now, a bunch of shots from dinner. Pretend there's a clever caption.














DREW IS HAPPY. HE CAN SLEEP SOON.



The 'crew:



This place is friggin' fantastic.










On the way back, we stop at the Supermarket Where Drew Brings THe Metal Back.




Our cashier also wasn't interested in giving the horns.



I can't imagine why.



These people weren't either.



End of the night, everyone says goodbye. Great meeting you bastards. :D



And home I go!



Thanks again for everyone (ahem, but Mike) for the long ass drives to meet up with us, and as always to Drew and his roommates for putting up with all of us. :wub:

FIN
 

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Epic. :metal:

But who's the chick?
 

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Awesome picstory. :yesway: I'm guessing JJ brought his Iced Earth-loving girlfriend down from the frozen North.

And you knew that with Naren commenting, it had to be said... THAT RESTAURANT LOOKS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @[email protected]

[action=Naren]would kill to have some of that awesome food.[/action]

Really wish I coulda been there with you guys. :metal:
 

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[action=Toshiro]points at picture of JJ's hands on said girl's boobs.[/action]
[action=Randy]points to the picture of JJ reaching for Drew's testicles, and then points to the picture of JJ pulling dollar bills out of Chris' waistband[/action]
 

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:lol: Nice.

However, I shall be weary of Bill the next time he's around these parts if he comes bearing "erotic potatos". :ugh: :lol:
 

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that was HAWT!!! :wub: zomg <333

I need to meander up to that place sometime so you can have at least one headbanging pic :rofl:
 

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awesome!
 

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"laundry, dude!"

:lol:
Yeah, that chick was actually surprisingly coool with us, considering we were a whole posse of black-clad (yes, even I had black) long haired metal dudes and she was in traditional hindi garb. :lol:

I'll update this with some of the pictures I took later on tonight, too. :yesway:
 

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It looks like it was a great time. I need to make it to one of these someday.
 
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