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This is the number one song in the country

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noodles

This is terrible. :noway:
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jacksonplayer
Marvin Gaye is spinning in his grave.

Sometimes, my wife changes the car radio to our local Top 40 station "Hot 99.5" just to see how bad it is, and it is an unrelenting barrage of this crap.

If anything, Idiocracy seems to be optimistic...
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Gearwhore20
Why would you blaspheme such an epic forum with motherfucking Will i am and Usher???

Will I am? i like this one he did
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Drew
Josh said:
1 minute in, and it is consistently getting worse and worse. That's impressive.

I'm going to stop listening now.
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Oh my god, it really DOES continue to get worse as you go along. I made it as far as 1:15, and each new section was actually worse than the one before.

If you open it in an audio editor, flip the wavefile, and play it back, do you see god?
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Gearwhore20
^ 1:15??? i got to like :30...fuck that nonsense lol
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noodles
I seriously do not understand why this is number one. It never even gets settled down. There is no way the mindless drones that go to dance clubs are going to be able to get started dancing to this, let alone keep dancing. There are a few spots here and there, but those are almost like a tease. It's like Usher is singing over complete randomness, and speaking of his singing, he never really lets loose, like he's know for. The whole song is constipated. As pop music, it is an utter failure.

Seriously, who is buying this garbage?
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Gearwhore20
^ you da one that posted it, Val Kilmer.

:D
everything you said I agree with and endorse 30000%
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noodles
I posted it because they were talking about it on NPR this morning. I figured it couldn't be as horrible as they made it out to be, and boy, was I ever wrong. I expected merely boring. :lol:
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Gearwhore20
noodles said:
boy, was I ever wrong.
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:rofl: HAHAHA! Word.

Waste of money, studio/engineer time for sure
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noodles
Gearwhore20 said:
Waste of money, studio/engineer time for sure
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Considering how much money it is rolling in right now, I don't think the label thinks it is a waste. :/
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Gearwhore20
^ Fuck the label, it's a waste :rofl:

My guitarist works for GC and he sees these "rapper" guys buying all this crap from pro audio and one time he said "Dude, why are you wasting your time buying that expensive gear, it's rap, just get FL studios and a fucking microphone."

LMAO
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sami
^LMAO!!!!
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Drew
Gearwhore20 said:
^ 1:15??? i got to like :30...fuck that nonsense lol
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Seriously, try. It's actually kind of inspiringly bad.
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R

just mute it... it sounds better this way.
but the clip isnt bad
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Jason
Wow.. :holy: IT sounds like a 2 grader wrote the lyrics.. "Boobies" :facepalm:
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eleven59
noodles said:
Seriously, who is buying this garbage?
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I was going to find a video of annoying teenage girls singing/dancing to this song, but decided very quickly how disturbing it is to see 12-year-olds trying to dance sexy. :ugh:

If JJ wants to pick up the challenge, he can be my guest :lol:

But seriously, 12-year-old white girls. Or, more accurately, their parents. Or they just download it.

Yeah, actually, I don't know who actually pays for this stuff. Most people I know that are only into pop music haven't paid for music in 5+ years.

So...maybe hipsters that have iPhones and hang out at Starbucks.
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Gearwhore20
Drew said:
Seriously, try. It's actually kind of inspiringly bad.
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i'd actually rather castrate myself...twice...
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eelblack2
WTF does "love you down" mean?

Then again, WTF does this mean for that matter?: (Decades later I'm still confused.....)

You're too shy, shy
Hush, hush, eye to eye
Too, shy, shy
Hush, hush, eye to eye
Too, shy, shy
Hush, hush, eye to eye
Too, shy, shy
Hush, hush
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Gearwhore20
yeah, that, versus:

I, the personification of hatred
Destructive being, attendance of the Meratreg
I bring to thee the endless turbulences of "my death".
I, the personification of wrath
Infectious virus, bringer of sickness.
My twisted tempts,
Are covering the sun of "your miserable existence".
I, the personification of perfection
Splendor and Almighty creation of myself
I am the filthy seed, procreated by the horns.
The heart of darkness, the eye of the beholder.

yeah, metal heads are stupid,
hip hop speaks to the people, yo, the people

:slapslapslapslap:

eelblack2 said:
WTF does "love you down" mean?
Then again, WTF does this mean for that matter?: (Decades later I'm still confused.....)
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LMAO decades later, fucking aye. as for love you down, it's prolly just another ridiculous phrase for intercourse. Just like "monkey" somehow means pussy or something i have no idea and not even gonna begin to act like i get it :rofl:
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Gearwhore20
I have to offset all this nonsense right quick like


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Drew
Gearwhore20 said:
i'd actually rather castrate myself...twice...
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Yeah, but you hunt cocks.
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