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Holy fucking shit balls.
This show is such good value.
Episode 1, the guy running it says we will use science to investigate reports.
By mid way episode 2, science has been beaten half to death, and left in a ditch by some road in Nevada.
By episode 8 or 9, the old guy is telling people they may be hybrid alien / humans.

This show is on the history channel.
I only have 1 question.
WHAT IN THE FUCKITY FUCKING FUCK is going on at the history channel, and can I get some of the weed these mother fuckers are smoking, because it must be tripping weed from some small South American country.

These guys say the word science quite often.
But when 1 of the so called scientists say "I have a feeling he is telling the truth" you just start laughing.
I have watched the 1st season, and by episode 9, the crazy theories are flying around like UFO's.

I give it 4 anal probes out of 5 for having a fucking good laugh.

:insert X-files theme...NO..NOT IN YOUR ASS.. Just go to youtube and watch the fucking X-files theme song you filthy animals:
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SHE BLINDED ME WITH .. some strange powder that caused my eyes to water, thus stopping me from seeing properly.
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i got these based on this thread. omfg. i love comedies, and i love science and space. this is like the best of both combined! these guys are off there rocker!

and i especially love when they say things along the lines of "we dont have planes that can just hover" um, dude, yes we do, for decades. "we dont have planes that can fly that slow and then accelerate" dude, ever been to an airshow? we do and it's not secret, lol.
 

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I have to watch this. It reminds me of something that I think was called Monster quest.

One episode was on giant rats in new york. Now, I'm not a priori opposed to the idea that with loads of food around and minimal predation, rats could get pretty big, especially if size is selected for over a few generations. Whatever. Go nuts. We're not talking about Elvis flying round in a UFO hunting unicorns here.

Then they get a witness on. Its a homeless guy, I think tripping balls on camera right then and there, he lives in the subway tunnels, and he says 'there was a giant rat, man, I was just sleepin' and I rolled over and there it was, big as a dog, and with glowing red eyes!'

The serious deep voice narrator narrates something like 'can it be true? Giant rats, with glowing red eyes, living right beneath our feet? Who knows for sure?' With a CGI giant rat, next to a dog, bright glowing demonic red eyes and everything.

At this point, I was in hysterics and hooked on the program.

In another they go through the whole episode apparently looking for a chupacabra that was killing dogs and making noises different to local wildlife. Turns out at least one puma had gone a hundred miles or so outside their normal ranges. And someone had a nice clear photo of it, and the attack wounds were all consistent with a big cat, and someone that heard the 'strange animal' was played a load of random animal noises and they identified it as some big cat or other. And they left all that for the last minute of the show, trying to make out that animals a little outside known habitat is just about as strange as chupacabras.
 

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I want to be the voice over guy for one of these shows.

IS THERE ALIEN HUMAN HYBRIDS BEING BRED IN SECRET UNDERGROUND BASES, USING THE GENETIC MATERIAL COLLECTED FROM U.S CITIZENS?

ARE THESE HYBRIDS BREEDING WITH ALIEN/HUMAN/MAN-BEAR-PIGS?

ARE THESE ALIEN/HUMAN/MAN-BEAR-PIG HYBRIDS BREEDING WITH GIANT SEWER RATS?

THEN...ARE THE ALIEN/HUMAN/MAN-BEAR-PIG/GIANT SEWER RATS BREEDING WITH .......SS NAZIS THAT WERE LIVING IN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE......ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON, WHILE BREEDING PRIZE WINNING MINITURE FUNGI?
WE WILL ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS AFTER A WORD FROM THESE SPONSERS.


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