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Bringer of, Satan Ants
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Holy fucking shit balls.
This show is such good value.
Episode 1, the guy running it says we will use science to investigate reports.
By mid way episode 2, science has been beaten half to death, and left in a ditch by some road in Nevada.
By episode 8 or 9, the old guy is telling people they may be hybrid alien / humans.

This show is on the history channel.
I only have 1 question.
WHAT IN THE FUCKITY FUCKING FUCK is going on at the history channel, and can I get some of the weed these mother fuckers are smoking, because it must be tripping weed from some small South American country.

These guys say the word science quite often.
But when 1 of the so called scientists say "I have a feeling he is telling the truth" you just start laughing.
I have watched the 1st season, and by episode 9, the crazy theories are flying around like UFO's.

I give it 4 anal probes out of 5 for having a fucking good laugh.

:insert X-files theme...NO..NOT IN YOUR ASS.. Just go to youtube and watch the fucking X-files theme song you filthy animals:
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Series 2.
The crazy flies through the air like man jam in a porno money shot.
SO FUCKING FUNNY.
 

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SHE BLINDED ME WITH .. some strange powder that caused my eyes to water, thus stopping me from seeing properly.
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I want to be the voice over guy for one of these shows.

IS THERE ALIEN HUMAN HYBRIDS BEING BRED IN SECRET UNDERGROUND BASES, USING THE GENETIC MATERIAL COLLECTED FROM U.S CITIZENS?

ARE THESE HYBRIDS BREEDING WITH ALIEN/HUMAN/MAN-BEAR-PIGS?

ARE THESE ALIEN/HUMAN/MAN-BEAR-PIG HYBRIDS BREEDING WITH GIANT SEWER RATS?

THEN...ARE THE ALIEN/HUMAN/MAN-BEAR-PIG/GIANT SEWER RATS BREEDING WITH .......SS NAZIS THAT WERE LIVING IN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE......ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON, WHILE BREEDING PRIZE WINNING MINITURE FUNGI?
WE WILL ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS AFTER A WORD FROM THESE SPONSERS.


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