Dude on the preview for the video in the OP has the exact same "Pedophile Chic" John Waters style facial hair as Joey Sturgis.
Only styled as a Van ****, which is the douchiest facial hair style of all time.
Literally the only time the Van **** doesn't make you look like a douchebag is if you are actually one of the Three Musketeers.
And let's be honest, even legit Musketeers are intrinsically douchey. They don't even have real swords. They have little swishy rapiers for play fighting. You can't decapitate someone with a musketeer sword. They run around wearing dresses and writing poetry.
If you're growing facial hair and are like, "I should grow it in the style of the French!" something is wrong with you.
The only time something resembling the Van **** has ever been cool is when Sean Connery had one in Highlander. But he's also Sean Connery. It's like, an exception proves the rule sort of thing, and he had more of a Wild West horseshoe style mustache going. Even then, everyone knows Sean Connery got decapitated in Highlander for his poor choice in facial hair. Count the number of times Sean Connery has gotten decapitated in a movie when he didn't have a Van **** musketeer thing going.
Although technically the one Sean Connery had in Highlander and the sweet one Val Kilmer had in Tombstone are sort of their own thing, because they didn't have the chin portion of the douche-keter beard.